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22.05.2011 г.
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22 апреля 2011 г.

  Полицейский:
- Почему вы не остановились, когда я вам крикнул?
Водитель (уверенный в себе):
- А я подумал, что вы крикнули: "Здравствуйте, господин мэр!"
Полицейский:
- Конечно, господин мэр! Я хотел предупредить вас, что впереди скользкая дорога и нужно сбавить скорость...
Уже когда отъехали, пассажир водителю:
- Неужели меня и в самом деле подвозит сам мэр?
Водитель:
- Я же не сказал, что я мэр. Мне просто послышалось, что полицейский сказал: "Здравствуйте, господин мэр!"

 

 


  23 апреля 2011 г.

Письмо от друга из армии: "Нас тут учат убирать снег и чистить картошку.
Так что если враг нападет - мы ему и дорогу расчистим и жрать приготовим".
 


  24 апреля 2011 г.

 - Да ты посмотри на себя, ты же уголовник!
- А ты проститутка!
- На этом мы заканчиваем предвыборные дебаты наших кандидатов.

 

 

  25 апреля 2011 г.

Один патологоанатом любил пошутить. Выходил из своего кабинета, подходил к больному возле процедурной, читал его диагноз, и с недовольным видом произносил:
- Черт, я же завтра отдохнуть собирался.

 

 

 

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